I'm am cooler than ice bergs.
According to the jock in my history class, that is.
MAGICMUSHROOM CHOCOLATES FOR SALE..
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Does anyone want to ask me some uncomfortable questions? Because, I will totally answer them, maybe :]
Today I am the master chef of Kombucha and...
I am envious of those who have the ability to simply not give a shit.
I hate facebook, it’s really stupid and everyone is just like look at me and care about what I have to say and frankly I don’t give a shit about half of it. The only problem is that deleting it would cause me to be cut off from a lot of people I wouldn’t be able to talk to otherwise.
Everything is stupid and I want a snake.
Maybe National Geographic was right in saying that I am actually a fairly sad person…..
How much are tickets to Lala Land?
There should have been more killing in the Avatar...
Shit would have gotten done way faster and way smoother.
I would very much enjoy having a significant other...
Get on that universe.
Anyone cool in the New London area want to be my...
I have to go visit my dad and I get bored….. Or the Lyme/Point-o-Woods area, I go visit my grandma there in the summer
Missed Connections are weird.
Do people actually use them?
The worst part about those “legal high” pills is that they don’t tell you what’s in them. I mean at least if you buy some drugs off the street, you know they are going to work (for the most part). Those pills could be any old bull shit, half of it probably doesn’t even do anything, or is really bad for you.
My graphing calculator smells like lotion.
You are a grown ass woman.
You can’t use “u” in place of “you”
10 o'clock pumpkin pie and cranberry sauce?
Whatever, whatever, I do what I want
Marriage is what brings us together today.
Caffeine does literally nothing for me. wtf?
It's not that I don't want to hang out with you,
It’s just that I like being at my house in pajama pants more.
My mouse is tea stained from when I squish the tea bag and then go to click on something.
Draw a Stickman →
Not even Thanksgiving could prevent the dick...