April 2011
Apr 30th
I need to hear Samuel L Jackson reciting Ke$ha...
Apr 30th
Sun kissed skin is gorgeous, but when your skin is an unnatural brown color before it’s even may, you’ve taken it way too far.
Apr 29th
Apr 26th
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Wrote an angry letter to Lunchables for not letting me participate in their contest. Yea, I feel pretty accomplished. 
Apr 25th
In movies with a plot based around an iconic fairy tale, are we to assume that said story doesn’t exist in their universe?
Apr 25th
Did you know there are no lefties in Georgia?
(The country, of corse) The lady who watches my grandma is from Georgia and she explained to me that the generally accepted belief is the you write with your right hand. 
Apr 24th
mylittlehorrors asked: HI I'M TOTALLY CREEPING RIGHT NOW.

http://blogasaurusrex.tumblr.com/post/4781323838/shut-up-you-hypocrite-you-dont-smoke-pot

Totally know who this is, totally thought the same thing. JUST THOUGHT I'D THROW THAT OUT THERE...
Apr 24th
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
Apr 20th
Apr 18th
Let's play the awkward game via ask box
breathehopeinmex3: happypyrodance: johnjohnnybear: sanityunknown:  Nothing is off-limits. If you can put something in my ask box that makes me so uncomfortable that I won’t answer, you win the game.  Bring it motherfuckers. NOTHING is awkward. Do it!
Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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I want to become a baker.
That way I’d have a reason not to be super skinny. 
Apr 17th
Apr 16th
Apr 15th
Apr 14th
It needs to be summer right now.
Apr 13th
So sexy it hurts.
Apr 11th
Unfulfilled love is better than none at all.
Apr 8th
Apr 8th
Apr 7th
Zumba,
is really a lot of fun, too bad I don’t have enough coordination to do it properly.
Apr 6th
Apr 5th
Listen to Panda Bear and bask in all his glory. →
Apr 5th
darcystonge asked: your dumb
Apr 3rd
Apr 3rd
loserinspace-deactivated2011070 asked: I love your blog Audrey! Just had to tell you that :D
Apr 3rd
If I found a new dinosaur...
I’d call it the Dyksuqukasaurus, just to make scholars angry.
Apr 2nd
I want to purchase a large quantity of glitter
I will take it and throw it in the hall ways and on the streets and everywhere I go. It will brighten peoples day a little and confuse them too. :]
Apr 2nd
I love it when I find people-ish sized bones...
Seriously, what the fuck?! I’m pretty sure it’s a horse, but still it is not cool D:
Apr 2nd
Apr 2nd
ListenTemper Trap- Sweet Disposition Good anytime music...
Apr 1st
I wish calories didn't exist.
Apr 1st
Apr 1st