I hate watching romance movies, all I can think about is how I am going to be a lonely spinster forever.
Somehow I got pencil on the side of my hand, both palms, and the tops of my fingers
Why do moms always have to be passive aggressive?
I’m pretty sure I’d rather have adult ADHD than sudden death.
That’s just me though…
Jesus shit, they are all huge hipsters D:
dammit hulu, why didn’t you tell me there was a new season of project runway going on?
Why do I have to drive 45 minutes to get my picture taken for 5 seconds and then drive all the way home, I have better things to do.
Man, cilantro is so fucking gross
Why is Trevor the only person in my house with the decency not to talk to me first thing in the morning? He doesn’t even live here.
This is quite a bit weirder than I had anticipated…