When can I go into the supermarket and buy what I need with my good looks?Tumblr (3.0; @soymess)http://soymess.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4f96457d5ddd4e6806c25d1822213f82/tumblr_mn5d8ssMld1qcieu9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>1,2,3,4,5… 5 parallel circuts ahahahah</p>http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50984094031http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50984094031Tue, 21 May 2013 07:58:04 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1uXrXTSASK0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youthexplosion.co.uk/post/50980748926/21-may-2013-touch-sensitive-pizza-guy" class="tumblr_blog">youthx</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>21 May 2013</strong><br/>Touch Sensitive // Pizza Guy</p></blockquote>http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50980894302http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50980894302Tue, 21 May 2013 06:23:03 -0400<p>got some holden caulfield teen angst going on, i don&#8217;t like it.</p>http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50980623250http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50980623250Tue, 21 May 2013 06:14:06 -0400<p>the hangover isn&#8217;t allowed to get 3 movies if firefly only gets one season</p>http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50950410471http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50950410471Mon, 20 May 2013 20:48:45 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8925ed860a7b7f0543dfde53e2b3fe0f/tumblr_mn4hv3CFDJ1qcieu9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>thats so stupid</p> <p>i hate everything</p> <p>ads dont even work</p>http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50949730235http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50949730235Mon, 20 May 2013 20:40:00 -0400doomsdayprepper<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/31b512a9c6606215c31d19c06cfb4704/tumblr_mn4hpeQT4S1qcieu9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>why do these tweets keep showing up on my twitter feed? are they like ads or something?</p>http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50949462022http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50949462022Mon, 20 May 2013 20:36:50 -0400im not cool with that<p>when school is finally over i am going to cry and sleep for like 3 days and then be super productive</p>http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50947753169http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50947753169Mon, 20 May 2013 20:15:05 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b81fa66a4bc47e7c524b88c5dd457320/tumblr_mn4ghec5D51qcieu9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>im gonna go die now</p>http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50947395493http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50947395493Mon, 20 May 2013 20:10:26 -0400<p>do black guys really like mcdonalds&#8217; breakfast as much as that commercial implies?</p>http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50944045648http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50944045648Mon, 20 May 2013 19:26:32 -0400<p>Once this girl was talking about how, with her luck, she is probably going to get stuck with a horrible roommate like an art history major or something. She then turned to me and said, &#8220;No offense&#8221;.</p>http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50936376582http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50936376582Mon, 20 May 2013 17:47:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e3bbb219be57b75407cdc0e81e412362/tumblr_mmyxg4L9p01r893klo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50935338251http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50935338251Mon, 20 May 2013 17:34:14 -0400<p>please all live in the same place so i can delete my tumblr</p>http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50934481435http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50934481435Mon, 20 May 2013 17:23:36 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a21493474f52716d6851023c3d10dfec/tumblr_mlb7dnS5tA1s9q9pno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50933428848http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50933428848Mon, 20 May 2013 17:10:19 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/878997416be1ad479825f71abe77a4c2/tumblr_mn47t8phx71qcieu9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>even pausing cartoons yields silly results</p>http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50932863961http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50932863961Mon, 20 May 2013 17:03:08 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/94627f15ea1c2cd09bdb84c158ec082b/tumblr_mn47p6wx411qcieu9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>what a crazy place</p>http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50932664251http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50932664251Mon, 20 May 2013 17:00:42 -0400<p>want go a to a brooklyn loft party</p>http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50929994559http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50929994559Mon, 20 May 2013 16:26:53 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3ef6b8b51c503e7ba3eb37c88223c7e3/tumblr_mn4577mZde1qcieu9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>i guess so</p>http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50928456246http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50928456246Mon, 20 May 2013 16:06:43 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3b0c7e5f03f81a644492b0893039aa73/tumblr_mn44yahUMP1qcieu9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This toy hot dog has been on the couch for like a month now</p>http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50928043990http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50928043990Mon, 20 May 2013 16:01:22 -0400<p>pls explain how my connecticut classmate has a michigan girlfriend?????</p>http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50927103961http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50927103961Mon, 20 May 2013 15:48:43 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/aa9176072de270bb9563aaa8ffd5d0c5/tumblr_mn2qpjEvXN1s4gabmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50922949746http://soymess.tumblr.com/post/50922949746Mon, 20 May 2013 14:49:32 -0400